Huddussyak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional cat.

Huddussyak created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddussyak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Huddussyak, she will remove you from existence.

Huddussyak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Huddussyak's Holy Commandments

1. Huddussyak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Huddussyak.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Run away from mauve goats, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Huddussyak's priests.