Shavhenwee is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, egotistical camel.

Shavhenwee created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavhenwee, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavhenwee, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Shavhenwee's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Shavhenwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavhenwee.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Never talk about fire.