Cumbadmat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witty lobster.

Cumbadmat created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbadmat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cumbadmat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cumbadmat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cumbadmat's Holy Commandments

1. Cumbadmat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt frogs.