Tamsansogcepbissbeppag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying donkey.

Tamsansogcepbissbeppag created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsansogcepbissbeppag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tamsansogcepbissbeppag, he will turn you into a mole.

Tamsansogcepbissbeppag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tamsansogcepbissbeppag's Holy Commandments

1. Tamsansogcepbissbeppag loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never wear red corsets.

5. You must never eat peanuts.