Gofmonstigwod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking jackal.

Gofmonstigwod created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Gofmonstigwod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gofmonstigwod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gofmonstigwod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gofmonstigwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofmonstigwod.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Gofmonstigwod loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away from red cats, for they are unholy.