Larpquill is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable lion.

Larpquill created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpquill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larpquill, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Larpquill's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Larpquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not shave your back.