Mignursaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid armadillo.

Mignursaw created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mignursaw, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mignursaw, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mignursaw's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mignursaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Mignursaw on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Mignursaw's name in vain.