Quimtettiwithub Linvindob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, deceitful spider.

Quimtettiwithub Linvindob created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quimtettiwithub Linvindob, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quimtettiwithub Linvindob, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimtettiwithub Linvindob's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Quimtettiwithub Linvindob's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quimtettiwithub Linvindob's priests.

2. Quimtettiwithub Linvindob loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Fast once a month.