Hogjiggad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind giraffe.

Hogjiggad created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogjiggad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hogjiggad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hogjiggad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hogjiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Hogjiggad on top of important buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if five tortoises approach from the west.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.