Zanmin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient seal.

Zanmin created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanmin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zanmin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zanmin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never eat bark.