Pakvigcin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish human.

Pakvigcin created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakvigcin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pakvigcin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pakvigcin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pakvigcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear white corsets.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.