Genquattom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered bear.

Genquattom created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genquattom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Genquattom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Genquattom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Genquattom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Put Genquattom first in all things.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Always pray immersed in water.