Kennultamdussminbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable dragonfly.

Kennultamdussminbass created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kennultamdussminbass, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kennultamdussminbass, it will be very sad.

Kennultamdussminbass' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kennultamdussminbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick ducks.