Stragvonquart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind hydra.

Stragvonquart created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragvonquart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragvonquart, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stragvonquart's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stragvonquart's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stragvonquart.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if six swans approach from the north.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.