Banxuckbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, annoying gnu.

Banxuckbin created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banxuckbin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banxuckbin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Banxuckbin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Banxuckbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from mauve ants for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Banxuckbin first in all things.