Listbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart crane.

Listbet created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listbet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Listbet, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Listbet's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Listbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. You must love Listbet.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.