Hubrullfetgum Nibjabgod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent shark.

Hubrullfetgum Nibjabgod created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Hubrullfetgum Nibjabgod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hubrullfetgum Nibjabgod, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hubrullfetgum Nibjabgod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hubrullfetgum Nibjabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Put Hubrullfetgum Nibjabgod first in all things.

5. Always help manatees in need.