Wegrothotbedgatxuckquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring butterfly.

Wegrothotbedgatxuckquim created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegrothotbedgatxuckquim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wegrothotbedgatxuckquim, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wegrothotbedgatxuckquim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wegrothotbedgatxuckquim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three seals approach from the north.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always obey Wegrothotbedgatxuckquim's priests.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Never run in holy places.