Catcudyog is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, staggering hyena.
Catcudyog created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in Catcudyog, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in Catcudyog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Catcudyog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Catcudyog's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Never think about cell theory.
3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always help doves in need.