Cemfubfudhab Nilbesstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty armadillo.

Cemfubfudhab Nilbesstaf created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Cemfubfudhab Nilbesstaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemfubfudhab Nilbesstaf, he will strike you with lightening.

Cemfubfudhab Nilbesstaf's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cemfubfudhab Nilbesstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.