Bastwap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind hyena.

Bastwap created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastwap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastwap, it will torture you forever.

Bastwap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bastwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bastwap.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not chop down trees.