Stigyomcim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring chicken.

Stigyomcim created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigyomcim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stigyomcim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stigyomcim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Stigyomcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Worship no other gods but Stigyomcim.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat coconuts.