Cungubsid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciful wren.

Cungubsid created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cungubsid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cungubsid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cungubsid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cungubsid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Retreat if seven mites approach from the west.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not stand on grass.