Nakpanglap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain crane.

Nakpanglap created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakpanglap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakpanglap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nakpanglap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nakpanglap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four turtles approach from the north.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never paint your neck gray.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakpanglap.

5. Never wear brown jumpers.