Xemtailrat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic bat.

Xemtailrat created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemtailrat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xemtailrat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xemtailrat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Xemtailrat's Holy Commandments

1. Xemtailrat loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Xemtailrat.