Foblabgom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring fly.

Foblabgom created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Foblabgom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Foblabgom, he will try to impress you with trees.

Foblabgom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Foblabgom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.