Bepkikwon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving eagle.

Bepkikwon created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepkikwon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bepkikwon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bepkikwon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bepkikwon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bepkikwon on top of all buildings.