Flapmabrow is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair toad.

Flapmabrow created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapmabrow, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flapmabrow, he will come to you in dreams.

Flapmabrow's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flapmabrow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three gold sculptures of Flapmabrow on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Flapmabrow.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.