Largarphat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional warg.

Largarphat created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largarphat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largarphat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Largarphat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Largarphat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never think about nebulae.