Padcephin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind wyvern.

Padcephin created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padcephin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padcephin, it will turn you into a duck.

Padcephin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Padcephin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Put Padcephin first in all things.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not take Padcephin's name in vain.