Hivbonved is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive centaur.

Hivbonved created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivbonved, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hivbonved, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hivbonved's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hivbonved's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivbonved.

3. You must pray to Hivbonved nine times a day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Retreat if four snails approach from the north.