Ominpidcutnak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident naga.

Ominpidcutnak created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominpidcutnak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominpidcutnak, she will turn you into a duck.

Ominpidcutnak's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ominpidcutnak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Ominpidcutnak on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from orange badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the north.