Pithakratken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise owl.

Pithakratken created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pithakratken, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pithakratken, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pithakratken's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pithakratken's Holy Commandments

1. Pithakratken must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Pithakratken's priests.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pithakratken.