Yatt is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, prudent hippopotamus.

Yatt created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yatt, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yatt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yatt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from fawn squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your back red.