Caddamzak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional beaver.

Caddamzak created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caddamzak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Caddamzak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Caddamzak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Caddamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Put Caddamzak first in all things.