Lidfligpid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair giraffe.

Lidfligpid created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfligpid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lidfligpid, he will laugh at you.

Lidfligpid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lidfligpid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear red dresses.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.