Cannigvin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured crane.

Cannigvin created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cannigvin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cannigvin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cannigvin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cannigvin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed turnips to turtles while wearing yellow corsets.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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