Bugdunyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair shrew.

Bugdunyatt created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdunyatt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bugdunyatt, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bugdunyatt's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bugdunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bugdunyatt on top of all buildings.