Sandcedbatnak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent chicken.

Sandcedbatnak created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcedbatnak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandcedbatnak, it will turn you into a slug.

Sandcedbatnak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sandcedbatnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Do not shave your face.