Nadvedlag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless ferret.

Nadvedlag created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadvedlag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadvedlag, it will not invite you to parties.

Nadvedlag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nadvedlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Hide from yellow squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Never wear brown dresses.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadvedlag.