Kiknurlkapwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, contented jellyfish.

Kiknurlkapwap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiknurlkapwap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kiknurlkapwap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kiknurlkapwap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kiknurlkapwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide if three shrews approach from the north.

5. Never look at nebulae.