Queegcidzan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless fairy.

Queegcidzan created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queegcidzan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegcidzan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Queegcidzan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Queegcidzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.