Vondutmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able swan.

Vondutmot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vondutmot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vondutmot, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vondutmot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vondutmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Run away if seven whales approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.