Listtitlan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical faun.

Listtitlan created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listtitlan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listtitlan, it will turn you into a plant.

Listtitlan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Listtitlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Listtitlan on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Listtitlan.