Hamhabcep is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, uncaring butterfly.

Hamhabcep created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamhabcep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hamhabcep, she will turn you into a snail.

Hamhabcep's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hamhabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never sing in the presence of ants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.