Tunmifget is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise crow.

Tunmifget created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunmifget, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tunmifget, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tunmifget's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tunmifget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tunmifget's name in vain.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.