Vagpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciless meerkat.

Vagpod created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagpod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vagpod, she will send you a sign.

Vagpod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vagpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from magenta cats for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Vagpod.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never go into brown rooms.