Minkoplig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy centipede.

Minkoplig created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minkoplig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minkoplig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Minkoplig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Minkoplig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Minkoplig on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.