Bisswikdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful meerkat.

Bisswikdid created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisswikdid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bisswikdid, it will destroy your home planet.

Bisswikdid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bisswikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never sing near mites.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. You must pray to Bisswikdid seven times a day.