Babbuntun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful deer.

Babbuntun created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babbuntun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babbuntun, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Babbuntun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Babbuntun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Babbuntun.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never skip near squirrels.